Thursday, November 20, 2008

Purina Diet

This is really cute and I know people who could and would do this! (Mike and Dean)

Purina Diet

Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Purina dog chow forToot, the wonder dog, at Wal-Mart and was about to checkout. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse on this stupid question, I told her that No, I didn't have adog, but I was starting the Purina Diet again.

Although I probably shouldn't, because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out ofmost of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled withmy story.)

Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me.

I told her No, I stepped off a curb to sniff noses with an Irish Setter and a car hit us both. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack, he was laughing so hard!

Wal-Mart won't let me shop there anymore!


amsangel said...

I wish I could keep a straight face long enough to do this, some people just deserve to hear such stuff! ROTL!

Anonymous said...

Hoo, hoo! You are too funny! This sounds like something my husband would say/do. I'm going to get him to read this, because I know he's going to laugh. ;-)

Blessings to you & yours~

Kay R. said...

Great story. I wish I had the guts to do something like this. Great excuse not to have to shop at Wal Mart anymore ;-)