Monday, June 18, 2007

My Dad told me....


Here are some funny, Father's day confessions I found.


-----Email Message-----Sent: Sunday, June 17, 2007 5:12 AM My dad used to say that inside of the car's air-bags was uncooked popcorn. When you wrecked the popcorn would pop and you would have a snack until help came.


-----Email Message-----Sent: Sunday, June 17, 2007 6:13 AM When I was little, my dad told me ATMs worked by having little monkeys inside them. I believed that for years. Now I work in a bank, and wish it were true!


-----Email Message-----Sent: Sunday, June 17, 2007 6:55 AM My dad told me the worst swear word you could possibly say was "Bostonian". It meant "someone who has no private parts." My brother and I used the word until we were teenagers and my father giggled every time we said it, right before he sent us to our rooms.


-----Email Message-----Sent: Sunday, June 17, 2007 8:29 PM when i was little my dad told me that polyester was a small animal in australia & they would kill it to make clothes. that night i sat in my room reading the labels on my clothes for hours & threw all of the polyester ones away.


-----Email Message-----Sent: Sunday, June 17, 2007 10:06 PM When I was little my Dad told me that the tune played by the ice-cream van was the ice-cream man letting everyone know that he'd run out of ice-cream.


-----Email Message-----Sent: Sunday, June 17, 2007 9:56 AM When we'd approach exits or toll booths, my father told me the sound the car made when it went over the rumble strips was the car getting angry because I had been bad. I still sit up a little straighter when I hit a rumble strip.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

The quotes were great!